He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Just pee around me
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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