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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.

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(773): View more from Illinois

If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.

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(845): View more from New York

maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut

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(361): View more from Texas

Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed

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(423): View more from Tennessee

I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.

(724): View more from Pennsylvania

When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face

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(954): View more from Florida

I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class

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(734): View more from Michigan

Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.

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