I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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