everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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