Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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