We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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