idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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