Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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