Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
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