12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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