oh god the rape fog is back!
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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