he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Blow job season was short but glorious.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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