You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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