Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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