my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
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