your room smells of hookers.
And success
when i woke up i was missing $380 from my bank account
damn...impressive bar tab
no i guess i bought a gasoline powered blender off ebay, i need a breathalyzer for my computer
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
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