Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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