Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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