This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Randomize
