Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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