Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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