im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
You did what with his pubic hair?
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