OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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