i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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