We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
My nipple is on Facebook.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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