question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
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