absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
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