The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
my liver is dry heaving
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Randomize
