if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Randomize
