with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
His nipple licking is glorious
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