Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
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