going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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