Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
