I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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