Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
my liver is dry heaving
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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