no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
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