and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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