If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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