You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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