Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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