Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
