It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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