you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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