i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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