yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
My vagina is officially offended.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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