just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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