oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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