question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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