**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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