Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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